How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You'd be surprised!
All human being will need to go to 'Hell' country one day, nobody can stop this natural facts. If suppose Queen Elizabeth, Gearge Bush and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil allows only one phone call each. The Queen says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her burning chair .
Bush wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his hot hot seat.
Lee Kuan Yew is also anxious. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong about the high cost of living up there and the constant cursings by the people... Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.
All human being will need to go to 'Hell' country one day, nobody can stop this natural facts. If suppose Queen Elizabeth, Gearge Bush and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil allows only one phone call each. The Queen says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her burning chair .
Bush wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his hot hot seat.
Lee Kuan Yew is also anxious. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong about the high cost of living up there and the constant cursings by the people... Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.
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